"The Groundhog Is Like Most Other Prophets It Delivers Its Prediction & Then Disappears...!!!"
Author: "Bill Vaugh...!!!"
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"2 Shorten Winter, Borrow Some Money Due In Spring...!!!"
Author: "W.J. Vogel...!!!"
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"The Trouble With Weather forecasting Is That It's Right 2 Often 4 Us 2 Ignore It & Wrong Too Often 4 Us 2 Rely On It...!!!"
Author: "Patrick Young...!!!"
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"Don't Knock The Weather Nine Tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While...!!!"
Author: "Kin Hubbar...!!!"
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"I Was Just Thinking, If It Is Really Religion With These Nudist Colonies, They Sure Must Turn Atheists In The Wintertime...!!!"
Author: "Will Roge...!!!"
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"Don't U Have Some Kind Of A Line That U Keep Open 4 Emergencies Or 4 Celebrities I M Both. I M A Celebrity In An Emergency...!!!"
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"It's Groundhog Day & It Has Been 20 Years Since Bill Murray's Most Popular Film Groundhog Day Was Released...!!!"
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"People Like Blood Sausage Toooo People R Morons...!!!"
Author: "Haim...!!!"
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"Chance Of Departure Today, One Hundred Percent...!!!"
Author: "Hammad...!!!"
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"Ned, I Would Love 2 Stand Here & Talk With U B but I'm Not Going 2...!!!"
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