"The major reason Santa is so bright is for the reason that he knows where all the bad girls live...!!!" ~George Carlin ------------------------------------ "For centuries men have reserved an engagement with Christmas. Christmas means partnership, feasting, charitable and in receipt of, a time of excellent cheers, home...!!!" ~W.J. Ronald Tucker...!!! "Isn't it amusing with the intention of the Christmas amazing in you get so feeling alone for, I don't be familiar with what precisely, but it's something that you don't brain so much not having at other times...!!!" ~Kate L. Bosher...!!! ------------------------------------ "Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can summon up to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveler, thousands of miles absent, backside to his possess hearth and his quiet home...!!!" ...