"The Australian Tour Was Good 4 Us. It Was Ideal Preparation 4 Us...!!!"
Writer: "Sachin Tendulkar...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"Today Is Ur Special Day, Even If 2day Might B 2morrow 2 An Australian. & Even Though U’re Not Australian, It Doesn't Negate The Fact That 2day May Or May Not B 2morrow. God Save The Queen. GOD Defend New Zealand & Thank Christ 4 Australia...!!!"
Writer: "Russell Crowe...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"Alone Of All The Races On Earth, They Seem 2 B Free From The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Of The Fence Syndrome, & Roundly Proclaim That Australia Is, In Fact, The Other Side Of That Fence...!!!"
Writer: "Douglas Adams...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"GOD Bless America. GOD Save The Queen. GOD Defend New Zealand & Thank Christ 4 Australia...!!!"
Writer: "Russell Crowe...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"I'm A Proud Australian, A Very, Very Proud Australian...!!!"
Writer: "Steve Irwin...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"A Determined Soul Will Do More With A Rusty Monkey Wrench Than A Loafer Will Accomplish With All The Tools In A Machine Shop...!!!"
Writer: "Robert Hughes...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"Australia Is An Absolutely Fantastic Country, But The Only Thing V Lack Is The Ability 2 Work Harder...!!!"
Writer: "Dick Smith...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"I See It As My Duty In Some Way Is 2 B Out In The World As An Australian Putting Forward What I Consider 2 B Authentic Australian Music...!!!"
Writer: "Nick Cave...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"2 Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going 2 A Party & Dancing All Night With One's Mother...!!!"
Writer: "Barry Humphries...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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I'm An Australian, & When I Grew Up Much Of My Influences Were American Blues Music & Country Music, All That Sort Of Thing...!!!"
Writer: "Nick Cave...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside 2 Use The Toilet. & That's Only A Recent Development...!!!"
Writer: "Barry Humphries...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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"I Try 2 Use The Australian Idiom 2 Its Maximum Advantage...!!!"
Writer: "Paul Keating...!!!"
"Happy Australia Day...!!!"
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