"Life is like a carnival. The cotton candy is all of the sweet things in U'r life. The carnies are the unwanted junk. The rides represent all of the diversity & choices. & then there is the dunk tank a place where U can get all of U'r angry out just like U'r friends when U vent to them...!!!"
"That's what I had been hearing from Cory. He wanted off that carnival ride...!!!"
Arthur: Keith Gattis...!!!
"If U have to give a carnival to get people to come to church, then U will have to keep giving carnivals to keep them coming back...!!!"
Arthur: Charles H. Spurgeon...!!!
"Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, & he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people...!!!"
Arthur: Hunter S-Thompson...!!!
"Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose & parties down...!!!"
Arthur: Sherrilyn Kenyon...!!!
"Next Saturday, we go to Tiffin Carnival, which is the second-biggest in the country & I think that this was a nice stage to get us ready for that...!!"
Arthur: Terry Schnipke...!!!
"He stops rocking the cage. "Oh, come on, Callie. It won't be fun if we don't rock it. In fact, the more we rock it, the better it'll feel." His voice drops to a deep whisper. "We can rock it nice & slow or really, really fast...!!!"
Arthur: Jessica Sorensen...!!!
"Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway...!!!"
Arthur: Homer Simpson...!!!
"She was evil. Couldn't he, who killed demons with his own hands, realize that? & now I had to run for Mardi Gras Queen because of him. Or her. I didn't know whose fault it was but there was no way I could back down now...!!!"
Arthur: Jenna Lynne Duncan...!!!
"Life is like a carnival ride. U can play it safe & ride the merry go round, it's predictable. But, myself personally, I will ride the roller-coaster, for all it's glory & thrills, It's ups & downs, twists & turns, & rushes...!!!"
Arthur: Haim...!!!