"I Was Just Thinking, If It Is Really Religion With These Nudist Colonies, They Sure Must Turn Atheists In The Wintertime...!!!"
Author: "Will Roge...!!!'
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"There's One Good Thing About Snow, It Makes Ur Lawn Look As Nice As Ur Neighbor's...!!!"
Author: "Clyde Moore...!!!"
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"Nancy, She Works In A Dress Shop & She Makes Sounds Like A Chipmunk When She Gets Really Excited...!!!"
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"There's One Good Thing About Snow, It Makes Ur Lawn Look As Nice As Ur Neighbor's...!!!"
Author: "Clyde Moore...!!!"
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"Spring Is When U Feel Like Whistling Even With A Shoe Full Of Slush...!!!"
Author: "Doug Larson...!!!"
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"Spring Is Nature's Way Of Saying Let's Party...!!!"
Author: "Robin William...!!!"
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"I Was Just Thinking, If It Is Really Religion With These Nudist Colonies, They Sure Must Turn Atheists In The Wintertime...!!!"
Author: "Will Rogers...!!!"
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"The Groundhog Is Like Most Other Prophets It Delivers Its Prediction & Then Disappears...!!!"
Author: "Bill Vaughn...!!!"
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"Opportunity Is Missed By Most People Because It Is Dressed In Overalls & Looks Like Work...!!!"
Author: "Thomas Edison...!!!"
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"The Groundhogs R Pretty Good At Eluding. If Somebody Is Trying 2 Come After A Ground Hog, They Go & They Burrow...!!!"
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"Alas Must It Ever B So Do V Stand In Our Own Light, Wherever V Go & Fight Our Own Shadows forever...!!!"
Author: "Edward Robert...!!!"
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"Don't Knock The Weather Nine Tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While...!!!"
Author: "Kin Hubbard...!!!"
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